Bobbitesque

Who could ever forget Lorretta Bobbit, the woman who made headlines a few years back when she had had enough of her husband's maltreatment and just decided to chop off his cock? Now, there's a moral lesson to the story there. If you're a smart man, you will take the utmost care not to get a woman fed up.

Yes, FED UP. Right now, that's what I am when it comes to PK, that selfish bastard who isn't half as good a lover as he thinks he is. After doing a disappearing act on me (which I had been very patient about), we finally get into conversation and then he just leaves in mid air.

Now, there are very few triggers that push *THAT* button with me. Of the view, shrugging when being spoken to and turning your back to me when we are discussing something will really blow my top off. That just sorts of brings me in the "to hell with you" zone.

And right now, I am simmering with fury. If he were in front of me, I'd tell him to get as far away from me as possible if he doesn't want to bear the brunt of my wrath. I have lost my patience with him and if I were Queen, I would banish him out of my Court until he regains favor. If he so much as displays arrogance and cockiness whatsoever, I would have his cock chopped off in front of everyone. I'd even put several nubile Thai girls right in the front row, teasing and tempting him, ready to spread their legs for him so that he would realize what he would be missing henceforth with the lack of his most precious member. I'd make him watch me fuck other men, other girls get fucked by other men and he would be sentenced to a life of emasculation.

So i declare it to the universe, PK, until you treat me right and fuck me good, you will never get a hard on with any other girl. It will be a failure to launch each and every time. I ask this in the name of AE, the Divine Warrior Goddess.

I have no idea if PK will speak to me again after last night. I actually don't care. It's been a long time since he's made me feel good with him so I don't really give a shit. He just ends up ruining my day. So there. Banished from Court until he finds favor with the Queen again. Sentenced to a life of impotence until he is properly remorseful and repentant.

So it shall be.